Please do not say these words

Itty Bitty here, and I need to vent. I find the following words inherently stupid and annoying, and moreover, offensive to the English language:

• Jeggings
• Jorts

I'm sure the pretty girl fashionista in New York or L.A. who came up with those dumbass words is treating herself to to expensive cocktails in honor of her brilliance. But I think she's an idiot.

Also, unless you are fifteen years old, you probably shouldn't be wearing denim leggings or cut-off jean shorts.

Thanks for listening to me vent!

-Itty Bitty