I Love Tracy Morgan So Much, I Wanna Take Him Out Behind a Middle-School and Get Him Pregnant

Exciting news you all, Tracy Morgan is getting his own HBO special!

I am so glad that this will be on HBO. Tracy Morgan should never be censored. I would not want to watch him on like Comedy Central or something like that. 

The only problem is that I don't have HBO. I know, it's tragic story too. You see I grew up in a wonderful household that stole satellite channels (What's funny is that my dad's a cop and my mom is a conservative Christian). We would get all the premium channels, movie channels, and sometimes, we got to watch shows days early because we catch the satellite feeds to the stations. It was the greatest thing ever and it helped me become the TV addict I am today. 

But now, I am with a wonderful and honest man. A man who gets nervous when I buy our movie tickets at the child's price and a man who is a super budgeter. While I know these are great qualities in a man, I miss my HBO and Starz.

Anyways, back to Tracy Morgan. You see I love him because, he reminds me of my best friend, Bubba. They are both the fun kind of crazy. I love the fun kind of crazy, because when you go out with someone who is the fun kind of crazy, you know that he is going to get into a crazy fight and rant about something that has NOTHING to do with your conversations, some laws will be broken, and he will some how end up naked. What more can you ask for on a Saturday night?

They will be filming the special in September and it will be airing in November. So I have five months to figure out how to watch it for free.

Live every week like it's Shark Week,

Maggie