Congrats, Bristol and Levi!

Hi everyone! Itty Bitty here.

I'm not a morning person. At all. It isn't out of the ordinary for me to press the snooze button on my alarm for a continuous hour (or more) before I get out of bed. And when I finally wake up, I don't start getting ready right away. Instead, I turn on the TV and watch in a daze until my first Diet Mountain Dew kicks in.

But this morning when I turned on the TV, the titillating teaser on The Today Show perked me up before I even popped the top of my soda:

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are Engaged - and Sarah Palin Doesn't Know!

(Yes, there are more recent pictures of Bristol and Levi, but come on, I had to use the picture with the pouf!)

I've always loved Bristol and Levi for the sheer trashy entertainment they bring to my world, from the out-of-wedlock teenage pregnancy, to the trash talking between Levi and Sarah. After their break-up, I loved how Bristol and Levi moved in polar opposite directions: Bristol launched an abstinence campaign with The Candies Foundation and appeared on The Secret Life of an American Teenager, while Levi posed naked in Playgirl.

But I guess opposites attract, and now they're racing down the aisle. And even though their son Tripp is now 18 months old, Bristol and Levi are still clearly teenagers. Why? Because they didn't have the balls to tell their parents about their engagement! Instead, Bristol and Levi sold their story to US Weekly, and the Palins found out after the magazines hit the newstands. I love all this passive-aggressive communication drama!

Well, congrats, Bristol and Levi! I love that you kissed & made up. I wish you a happy marriage and family life together. Oh yeah, and can the Pop Dweebs get an invited to the wedding?

--Itty Bitty

P.S. If you haven't already sold the rights to your wedding, might I suggest a superb program on CMT called My Big Redneck Wedding? I'd love to see what Tom Arnold has to say about the mother-of-the-bride!