Movies Itty Bitty DOESN'T Want to See

While waiting for Inception to start over this past weekend, I was forced to sit through the entire, full-length trailer for The Social Network:



Can someone please explain the appeal of this movie to me? Because I just don't get it.

I won't even get into the AWFUL choral rendition of Radiohead's "Creep" that was played throughout the trailer in the theaters. It was an excruciatingly wretched cover. It sent shivers down my spine. Yuck.

I don't even want to sign in to Facebook, let alone sit through an entire two-hour movie about the website. And then, to make matters worse, they cast that tool Justin Timberlake. He totally cancels out any cool factor points won for appearances by Rashida Jones and Brenda Song.

Besides, the masters of pop culture comedy have already done Facebook. Sorry, Aaron Sorkin, but I'll stick with re-watching my South Park episode: